DecodeMyBoss

Your boss sent a message. What does it REALLY mean? "Per my last email..." "As previously discussed..." "Going forward, let's ensure alignment..." Sound familiar? Decode My Boss translates corporate speak into plain English — instantly and privately.

How It Works

1. Paste the message (email, Slack, Teams — anything). 2. AI decodes the real meaning line by line. 3. Get your Toxicity Score, Red Flags, and action plan.

What You Get

• ✓ Thread Analysis — paste an entire conversation. AI tracks tone changes message by message, finds the turning point
• ✓ Plain English Translation — line-by-line decode of what they actually meant
• ✓ Toxicity Score — 0-100% with breakdown: passive aggression, gaslighting, micromanagement, blame shifting, guilt tripping
• ✓ Red Flags — with severity levels: low, medium, high, critical
• ✓ Playbook — concrete steps: document, escalate, talk to HR, or relax
• ✓ Share Verdict Card — share your decode with coworkers. No original message included — just the verdict

100% Private. Zero Servers.

Your boss's message never leaves your iPhone. AI analysis runs entirely on-device using Apple Intelligence. No accounts. No cloud. No one will ever know. Devices without Apple Intelligence use Google Gemini only with your explicit permission. Free forever. No ads. No subscriptions. We built this because everyone deserves to understand what's really being said at work.

Coming to App Store

Decode My Boss is preparing for release. Free for iOS.

Privacy

Text is analyzed on-device via Apple Intelligence. On devices without Apple Intelligence, Google Gemini is used only with your explicit permission. No data is stored.